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August 14, 2009
Musician Jokes - vol. 1
Things have become entirely too serious at the PSG blog, so:
~Saint Peter is checking in new arrivals in heaven....~
"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a surgeon. I helped the lame to walk."
"Well, go right on in through the Pearly Gates"
"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher. I taught the blind to see."
"Fine .. go right on in through the Pearly Gates!"
"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician. I helped make sad people happy."
"You can load in through the kitchen."
What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up an accordion.
For this next joke, you need to understand a little music theory. Need to learn music theory? I give lessons! Very useful for songwriting and all musical activities!
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," and E-flat leaves. C and G have an open fifth between them and after a few drinks, G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second."
Well, enough frivolity. Time to go to work!
Posted by leonolguin at August 14, 2009 12:46 AM